Ways to Prevent Being Eaten by a Bear

  1. Don't go outside
  2. Travel with slow friends
  3. Work out enough to be able to fight a bear
  4. Read and learn from The Revenant
  5. Don't study them
  6. Bring them so much food that their hunger is sated
  7. Bring a game to distract them with
  8. Don't get in their enclosure at the zoo
  9. Learn rhetoric well enough to persuade a bear that they don't want to eat you
  10. Wear some armor